Tuesday, April 26, 2011


My perspective is that you are a nerd for a certain subject if you are willing to sacrifice humor about that subject to maintain accuracy. So far this is the only negative thing that I have come up with about being a nerd.

Friday, April 15, 2011


This is a one-player game intended only for those who regularly interact with others who use 'ass' as a compound adjective as in, "That is one sweet-ass car." Gameplay is simple: switch the hyphen and inflection such that 'ass' is no longer part of the adjective, but rather a compound noun as in. "That is one sweet ass-car." Player wins if he/she causes himself/herself/ to laugh aloud at their own unspoken joke.

You can't improve the world with a single thought, but you can improve your world that easily.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Irony deficient

Metaphorically 'biting off more than you can chew' is especially bitter when it causes you to miss meals.